Born This Way
Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here

Me and Brit Brit <3 She looked so gorgeous, the show was so much fun, and her dad gave us THE BEST BBQ. It was a #MonsterParty! #Applause4Britney @britneyspears we had so much fun at your show!

Me and Brit Brit <3 She looked so gorgeous, the show was so much fun, and her dad gave us THE BEST BBQ. It was a #MonsterParty! #Applause4Britney @britneyspears we had so much fun at your show!